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Should I Watch Angel Beats!?

Angel Beats!:


*spoilers*

Story:
You see, Angel Beats is dope as fuck. 
It holds a very special place in my heart.

Was it the lonely and melancholic but captivating setting?

Was it the because of the batshit insane cast of characters and their hilarious and over-the-top interactions?

Was it because of the genuine emotions that gushes from every note, bar and line of music that the composer puts out?

Was it because of the touching backstories of the characters, which elevate them from just being characters into genuine human beings who have been completely beaten down by fate but are still living to their fullest as a member of the SSS, trying to grasp at a happiness that they could never experience when they were still alive?

Was it because of the intensely sad ending, which makes delicate emotions well up from the very bottom of your heart, making you feel as if you are about to cry your heart out along with Otonashi, who is left behind all alone in a vast purgatory of emptiness?

It's actually none of these.

It's actually because Yui is the absolutely #1 most bae anime waifu of all time oh my fucking god. Everything about her is just brilliant and perfect, from her backstory to her personality to her character design. She's the embodiment of a person who lives her life the best she can. She's jubilant, energetic, bouncy, and contagious. She screams, jumps, sings and dances her way through life, infusing you with a strange energy that makes you also want to rip your shirt open, smash all the windows in your house, light the curtains on fire, and break your laptop in fucking half on your knees. You'd do it for Yui. You'd do it for her pink hair, her wide, innocent eyes, her cute little fang that peeks around the corner whenever she shows off her dazzling smile that's as bright as a thousand supernovas combined. She put black leather straps all around her body to accentuate her personality as a "punk rock girl" but combined with her cute physique it all becomes moe as fuck. But don't be fooled. She excessively decorates herself and acts with utmost joy and energy only because of her tragic and painful past: her paralysis has led to her inability to do the things she wants. And now that she has been given a chance to move freely in this purgatory world, she goes all out and pulls no punches; she unleashes all of her pent-up frustration from all those immobile years of her life in a flurry of energy, puts on all the things that she's always wanted to wear, and immediately joins a rock band. And finally, when she finds true love with Hinata-kun, you don't even feel jealous. You feel happy for Yui. You feel satisfied that the person you love has found happiness, has finally found the final ray of light that has been missing from her life all along, that will finally allow her to ascend from purgatory. This emotion is as tearjerking as it is profound, heart-wrenching as it is euphoric. This is love, the single element that makes up everything in this world. Without love, the truth can't be seen. And aren't you happy that Angel Beats has allowed you to see it?

Art:
Yui is the best anime grill to have ever been designed by a carbon-based lifeform living within the bounds of the ozone layer on planet earth in the solar system in the Milky Way galaxy in the observable universe.

Sound:
Everything is perfect. It's a masterpiece.

Character:




Enjoyment:
Makes me feel like I'm Betelgeuss from Re:Zero but instead of saying "My brain trembles" like he does I say "My heart (and penis) trembles"

Overall:
10/10 would have a fucking stroke writing a review again

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